Sunday, February 6, 2011

Gandhi Jayanti SMS Texs Messages

1) Its day of celebrations,
Its day to value a special person,
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence ,
Its Mahatama Gandhi..
The Father of Nation !

2) Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?
Cicuit: Simple hai bhai…
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!

3) Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!
Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagrahe ka raag sunaya tha..
Woh Mahatma Gandhi Kehlaya tha..

4) HAPPY GANDHI JAYANTI!!
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

5) Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!
Aaeey mamu aaj Bapu ka janmadin hai,
Boleto Gandhi jayanti hai,
To mast mein bapu ko yaad karane ka,
Aur is msg ko dosto me forward karke,
Gandhigiri phailane ka kya mamu.

6) Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagrahe ka raag sunaya tha..
Desh ka tha anmol wo deepak jo “Mahatman” Kehlaya that.

7) Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me Insaan nahi manta,aur, jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta use me Indian nahi manta.
Wishing all Indians Happy Gandhi Jayanti on 2nd October.

8) Ishwar alla tero nam sab ko sanmati de bhagwan,
In remembarence of the mahatma,
HAPPY Gandhi Jayanti…!!

9) Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!

10) Gandhi Jayanti poem SMS
Raghupati Raghav raja Ram, patit pavan Sita Ram
Sita Ram Sita Ram,Bhaj pyare tu Sitaram
Ishwar Allah tero naam, Saab ko Sanmti de Bhagavan

11) Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
Circuit writes: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

12) Santa: Sir
Gandhi Ji Ke Sar Pe
Baal Q Nahi The?
Sir> Intelligent
Logo Ki Nishani He
Santa> Ha
Tabi To
Ladkio Ke Itne
Lambe Baal Hote He !

13) Ek bar Gandhiji k head par 8-10 baal aaye.Wo Barbar k paas gaye.Barbar angry me pucha CUT karu ya COUNT karu? Gandhiji sharmake COLOUR Karo
May the spirit of truth and non-violence be with us in this Gandhi Jayanti.

14) What’s the difference between Gandhi, Musharraf &Lalu?
Gandhi didn’t know what’s lie.
Musharraf doesn’t know what’s truth.
Lalu doesn’t know the difference!

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