You Are Ullu
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
Teri Bari Hay Attendence Lagwa
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Monkeys Fashion Show
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
Aagar Raat Ko Koi…
Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…
Monkeys Fashion Show
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
Aik Sher Ki Shaadi Main
AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal
raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki shaadi main
tum kyoun dance ker rhay ho…TO chooha bola merey bhaii ki shaadi
hay ! Us ney sawal kiya woh kasiey, Chooha bola shaadi say pehley
main bhi Shaer tha ! !
raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki shaadi main
tum kyoun dance ker rhay ho…TO chooha bola merey bhaii ki shaadi
hay ! Us ney sawal kiya woh kasiey, Chooha bola shaadi say pehley
main bhi Shaer tha ! !
So Dont Play With My Life
yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life.
sardar said 2 mosquito..
sardar said 2 mosquito..
Two Snakes Meet Each Other
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip
Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Santa Se Puchha Ki-”Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-”A Cockroach”
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Srdr-”A Cockroach”
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Once There Waz A Mouse
Angrez zamano ki kahania.!
Once there waz a mouse
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He goes slowly to his home.
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He continue his journey slowly
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There waz brigde in way of mouse
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He slowly crosed the brigde
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He waz nearly to his home
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At last he reached the home after long time
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Moral:
slowly and steady wins the race
Once there waz a mouse
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He goes slowly to his home.
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He continue his journey slowly
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There waz brigde in way of mouse
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He slowly crosed the brigde
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He waz nearly to his home
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At last he reached the home after long time
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Moral:
slowly and steady wins the race
Zoo Ka Baandar
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko ZOO KA BAANDAR kehte hain.
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko ZOO KA BAANDAR kehte hain.
Kuttey Aur Sardar
Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?
Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai.
Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai.
Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti
Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota?
Its Simple”Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha”
Its Simple”Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha”
Machchar Or Haati May Kya Farak Ha ?
Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
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Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.
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Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.
Ek Choohay Ki Hathi Se Mulaqat Hui
Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha.
lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?
Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal
Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?
Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat kharab hai…
lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?
Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal
Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?
Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat kharab hai…
Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein
Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->
Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur
Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda
Oldest Animal In The World?
Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
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